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Habeeb Jaypee-D-Poet's avatar

I could be the uber guy now but since you have casted me let me just move to the next victim and pitch my love ideas 😂😂😂 aha such a funny guy. I love how you write tho… you’re superb

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Winifred Liam's avatar

Thank you! You’re not the Bolt guy. 😹

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Seraphina's avatar

This was a hilarious and chaotic read. Cho Cho Cho with zero workings.

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Winifred Liam's avatar

It was like a dream. Can’t believe I encountered such self 😹

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Seraphina's avatar

I laughed all through 😂😂😂

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Winifred Liam's avatar

😹😹

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Stories with Mims's avatar

First of all, the sense of humour in this piece is SUPER.

Plus, you write really well…

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Winifred Liam's avatar

I tried my best to convey the way of that day was hilarious 😂 thank you!

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Jackson Houser's avatar

One of the oldest recorded jokes in the world has a guy going to his gossipy barber:

Barber: O, Optimates! So nice to see you! It’s been so long, and my how your hair and beard have grown. You’ve been eating well, I see. And ummm you are using a fine quality olive oil; your estates must be prospering. So glad you came today. So, what is your desire today?

Customer: Silence.

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Winifred Liam's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂 I can relate

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