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Habeeb Jaypee-D-Poet's avatar

I could be the uber guy now but since you have casted me let me just move to the next victim and pitch my love ideas ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ aha such a funny guy. I love how you write thoโ€ฆ youโ€™re superb

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Winifred Liam's avatar

Thank you! Youโ€™re not the Bolt guy. ๐Ÿ˜น

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Seraphina's avatar

This was a hilarious and chaotic read. Cho Cho Cho with zero workings.

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Winifred Liam's avatar

It was like a dream. Canโ€™t believe I encountered such self ๐Ÿ˜น

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Seraphina's avatar

I laughed all through ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Winifred Liam's avatar

๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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Stories with Mims's avatar

First of all, the sense of humour in this piece is SUPER.

Plus, you write really wellโ€ฆ

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Winifred Liam's avatar

I tried my best to convey the way of that day was hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you!

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Jackson Houser's avatar

One of the oldest recorded jokes in the world has a guy going to his gossipy barber:

Barber: O, Optimates! So nice to see you! Itโ€™s been so long, and my how your hair and beard have grown. Youโ€™ve been eating well, I see. And ummm you are using a fine quality olive oil; your estates must be prospering. So glad you came today. So, what is your desire today?

Customer: Silence.

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Winifred Liam's avatar

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I can relate

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