All kinds of men, stingy glucose guardians included

It’s no news that most pretty women attract all kinds of men who have various goals but the majority of the men have the sole aim of penetrating...

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It’s no news that most pretty women attract all kinds of men who have various goals but the majority of the men have the sole aim of penetrating. Somehow, even in my worst eras, I have been a “pretty woman, beautiful woman, hardworking woman, gorgeous woman,” the list goes on and on. 

And being those women, I have attracted men within varying categories. The family man, the playboy, the fuckboy, rich kids, hobosexuals, men who don’t know boundaries, men seeking to fulfill their sexual fantasies with me, religious men ranging from pastors, priests, and even an Imam who wanted to marry and convert me.

The list is long, and one thing this has taught me is that the core of most men is misogynistic and what they do operates from there first. Most see women as a vessel to do as they please with them, most men have a selfish reason before they approach you. It may not show early, but soon it slips you see that they are incapable of caring for you when the selfish need envisioned with you isn’t met. 

Also, many people know what they are doing, so I don’t bother myself yapping about my boundaries or what I believe should be the respect somebody should accord me. I simply leave you there as I make decisions for my peace.

If willing I tell you clearly I can’t deal with this and move forward. Now tell me why despite this stance, a glucose guardian is looking for love from me when he has a wife and kids. Go and meet your wife. It is that simple. 

I told this aspiring glucose guardian who has repeatedly shown signs of looking for love where he did not keep it that, he should go and meet his wife. But it seems like the chant fell on deaf ears.

Imagine the shock my ancestors will face when they learn that, their daughter in all of her glory is doing an understanding glucose baby girl for a married glucose guardian looking for love. I laugh as I type this. God for what????

God forbidddddddd

You might be wondering, what now is the essence of this story? Lol, the essence of the story is to have a skill.

Although the relationship between me and stingy glucose guardian didn’t work he brought me a writing gig to help his friend with his application for his PhD degree. It was unexpected and trust me I charged for my coin in full. I charged in dollars too. That is how I paid school fees with ease and also did one kind of small grocery shopping this month. Our naira is fast losing value so the best you can do is have clients who can pay in dollars. It doesn’t matter if it is from a failed glucose guardian relationship.

Many many times, I have had men who I didn’t have a successful relationship with return to bring me clients because ehhhh… writing is good like that(I want a t-shirt with this inscription).

Not just any writing, Winifred’s writing is good like that, so they need me and come. Even the stingiest of them, eventually comes to do writing business with me. 

So, you might be attracting men, who don‘t want to “show workings” or you know your own glucose guardian episodes are not the ones where the men buy you houses, fly you to Paris, buy you luxury gifts, or even support your dreams. Your glucose guardian episodes might be the ones where he is wooing you with 20k, 10k, or at most 30k in this economy shamelessly, and yet he constantly brags how he is endlessly rich with assets that will never benefit you. Meanwhile, your skincare alone costs more and the total cost of being a pretty girl by your standards surpasses what he is willing to put out to woo you. 

Lol, don’t worry yourself. Leave them glucose guardians alone, because one thing this experience taught me is that have value, be very valuable, and be good in what you do.

This way even a failed relationship with a glucose guardian can turn into a legit side money gig for you because he is the first person he can think of when it comes to writing, interior decor, real estate, branding, or whatever it is you do.

Carry the work of your hands like a market on your head and face front and your skill might actually pull out 400k for you from a stingy glucose guardian who has limited his adultery expenditures to never go above 20k.

Lessons

Of course, they must be lessons;

1. While writing the application for the PhD applicant, I realized the importance of tooting your horn, and blowing your trumpet so well.

2. I have worked on and initiated various campaigns and they have never made the highlight of my story, now I know the importance of saying what and what you did to qualify you for things in the future. 

3. The rich use people and put people under categories. However, for value, they pay well for the value you bring to them. Have value.

4. Even if you just volunteered in an orphanage home, include it in your experiences, volunteer experiences are valued outside of Nigeria.

5. Pray, pray, pray, there’s someone out there answering those less performative prayers you say from the depths of your heart.

Conclusion

Glucose guardian is another lingo for sugar daddy. I hope this newsletter wasn’t confusing at all to you my dear readers. I thought about it and needed to write it down before I forgot. Pray for me because Asana is being used currently to give me nightmares in the form of tasks to do! However, I am glad because when I finally get around to building my portfolio it is going to be impressive!

Have a great day,

Winifred.